Bullshit I Can't Forget

The other day while riding the slow ass 14A bus down the lower east side, an extremely random thought/memory came to mind. At that time I had wish I was suffering with dimentia because it was not the right time nor place to think of something so hysterical. I could not stop myself from laughing. I felt soooo weird and crazy. I am a loud type of chick so just imagine me laughing uncontrollably. smh THE WORST. Any who I thought about that rapper a couple of years ago who stabbed his eyes out and try to jump out the hotel window. LMFAAOOOO HAHAHAHAHAH I am laughing as I even type.

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I was sooo pissed off I could not think of his name. I called a host of people, even people I have not spoken to in years. You would think it was a holiday the way I came popping up in people lives. BUT no one knew this man name. I didnt even know the lyrics to his song. I closed my eyes. But only kept picturing a chingy look-alike jerking his body back and forth while singing "I like that, I like that!" I was basically on the brinks of homicide, screaming at my friends and distant relatives because they could not remember the singers name. Here I am completely tone death trying to hymn out the melody to his one hitter-quitter. constantly screaming in the phone "You dont remember that man who looked like chingy and sung...duna dun, duna dun (the beat) I LIKE THAT, I LIKE THAT!! Come on wtf! how you not gonna remember him!! wtf! what are you good  for?" (Click) I hang up. Then I realize I'm on the bus screaming at a maximum level of 10 (all da way turned up). It's like how much could I embarrass myself in one day? I started out laughing uncontrollably out of no where. Then I pick up my phone singing a song half ass and cursing out my love ones. I'm pretty sure I am that Crazy Bitch on the bus ya homegurl is probably telling you about. But some of my ladies might just think I was pmsing. Nope, I wasn't. I just love to share my happiness with others. and there is nothing worst then finding something completely hilarious and your friends not catching the joke or knowing wtf you are talking about. SMH at my friends I am def suggesting ya put the blunt and the whiskey bottle down and pick up a soduku game or a crossword puzzle.
But I have to thank the creators of Google.... I mean they definately made this blog possible. 

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