I can vividly hear the ole' negro hymn, "its been a long timeee cominnnnnnnnnnn' and I'm and I'm glad, SO GLAD ABOUT IT"!!I feel like im stuck in church 9 years old and all my other friends are out at a birthday party. See the bigger picture of hearing god's words and my soul being saved had no meaning to the facts that i would be dancing running and playing with my friends! and at 12:44am. Im twinkling my thumps sadly humming the old nigger hymn because the bigger picture (healthy, weight loss) is clearly some times away and i'd rather be clogging my arteries with a fillet o fish with 2 slices of cheese, medium fry small sprint no ice from the golden arch!
BACK TO REGULAR PROGRAMMING:
9:20 am i was alive and kicking, boiled by pot of water with a half sliced lemon gulped it down and proceeded to the powder room (FANCY HUH)
Grabbed my half eaten package of almonds and left for my orientation at Waldbaums POW FINALLY LANDED A GIG!
11:30 am I found my self sampling a coconut decaf frap although small i craved for the clusters of small coconut sprinkles and whipped cream! PRAISE JAH i quickly returned to my senses as the register man asked for 3.20 because i had order a small vanilla bean frap from Starbucks (obvious to see my life has again taken a left turn)
1:30pm quickly approaches and my tummy starts to growl, i walk to the seven eleven because i remembered that last night they sold me some bad fruit in hot pursuit of justice i slip on my sandals and proceed! as i enter the store my mother wobbling behind me LOL! i cautiously attack calm but aggressive demanding that they check dates on their fruit because i could have been hospitalized! After the dramatics i grab a fresh bag of sliced apples with a convenient personal peanut butter (which i thought was a healthy option that was quickly shut down)
After i savagely devoured the apples i texted my nutritionalist jackee (asian)to see if i should have eat the pnbutter she advised that i should not but it was too late and it felt.tasted to good to be sorry.!
around 4pm i ate a spring mixed salad with cranberries and lite vinegar who knows if that should have been on it but o well!
................And by 9:30pm i had cheffed up some chicken broth 1 chicken breast sliced coming up to a boil and steamed some broccoli. mixed it and POW DINNER!
Hear it is 12:58 am and I've only eaten 6 cranberries! This is DAY 2 of Egg Whites and Hungry Nights!
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OOh and as you can see there was no egg whites in this diet i had recently spoken to this vegan who said he didnt eat anything that was dead why put death into a living body! it stuck with me and im not saying i will cold turkey quite but it gave me a easy reason to feel good about not eating the egg whites!
ReplyDeleteIts crazy that I'm read this and thought I wonder what happens next! I love this.
ReplyDeleteHmmm very interesting, lol. I must say very funny though!
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