Cleansing Day 1: Egg Whites and Hungry Nights

Yes the title may be very catchy..... but once the reality that the arrogant NYC pigeon is munching harder than I frustration builds and i could open hand smack myself for committing to such fuckery.! Okay enough rambling!
6.6.2011- 3:43 am- i pile my plate full of baked macaroni and cheese juicy baked chicken(breast), spicy seasoned cabbage, blueberry cornbread all the happy tidings that my mother put her foot into early Sunday night. My mouth watered and my ALREADY full stomach screamed for one last meal. Just as quickly as the microwave bell rang i was stuffing my face, mid chew my stomach could take no more and sat upset that aching limbs would have the nerve to interrupt my LAST SUPPER!!!! I discarded my plate and laid to rest for my planned early morning
7:48 am To noones surprise i was curled into my bed not wanting to move and my stomach bloated because i foolishly made the choice to eat at such midnight hours. My phones ringing and its my diet companion Shameeka complaining that she'll be quitting the cleansing, she yelled that squirrels have a better variety. I chuckled turned on my side and glared at the time and this happy conversation sharply turned left as i pressed the end button far too early to converse about the hell i'd soon be living in.
10:45 am approaches and i remember that water bug(conveniently known to some at Thelica or JUNIE to most)was in it for the kill and I had to approach the telephone with cautious because she was "well versed" (bitchy) in the morning but as the Phone rung we begin to discuss the proper foods and plans for attack on day one. Skipping straight to the main point around 12:45 i receive a phone call from ms Junie in a whimpering voice( causing a sudden and major depression i might add ) complaining that due to extenuating circumstances should would have to halt the cleanse and continue on a later date. I chuckled at her dramatics.
It was now 5pm and I still wasn't hungry but I knew I'd have to eat Soo..I boiled a pot of hot water with a half sliced lemon in it (drank it all) I refilled the pot with six eggs to boil hard, and begin my biweekly verbal riot on twitter only to choked on smokes clouds.. Could you believe I had burned HARD BOILED EGGS!

Anyway, I sliced the egg whites over some spring mix and cranberries. and devoured! LOL! DISGUSTING!!! IT WAS Horrible I mean im not being dramatic NEVER MIX CRANBERRIES WITH EGG WHITES! So here it is 9:13pm chatting with Sankofa and Im weighing whether or not i should continue eating something dead, and how death would attribute to my living temple? It's a hard reality but someone has got to face it.! Tonight I plan on consuming 1 chicken breast in broth with vegetables!....
Stay Tuned!!!!!!Day 2