CRUNCH TIME : GET IN MY BELLY

Ever wake up in the morning and think, today is going to be my cute day? So you go in your closet and pull out a pair of your dark skinny jeans, you know the ones that turns your pancake into a muffin? Then you pull out your nice button down shirt and decide that with the right accessories your outfit will be “cute”. Hmph but then something horrifying happens! As you slide your freshly lotion leg into your skinny jeans “sscccccrrrrrrrrsh” the inside of you favorite jeans rip. Its okay you say to you self as you turn your rare to the mirror, you can’t see the rip from the back.

You decide to keep it on (bad decision) next you grab your cute little button down shirt. After fastening your buttons you wonder if you boobs are getting bigger because you’re busting out of your shirt. Ahhhhh its cool, ill just wear a busy necklace that way no one realizes. Lol well if this is you, you need a diet! You are fat, busting out of your clothes and just need to accept it. You need to know this and hey at least I told you before the next person did. Anyhow, I am here to help you with a solution. That’s right. A weight loss solution called exercise! Never heard of it, well my friend its simple and if you want to fit those “cute” clothes ever again you’ll listen. First of all (in my shanaynay voice) you got to do some crunches. Every night try starting off with about 100 and then 200 a night the 300 a night. Sounds like a lot? Well its not, your stomach is the most oxygenated part of your body therefore your body can handle it. Listen to me and you will satisfied